Katy

This one got too normal.

Mariam

We actually probably couldn’t be convinced about Mussolini

Kelly

We forgot to say “we” again.

Emily

Full disclosure: we crowdsourced information on Gilmore Girls for this one.

Lisa

Dial-up? We’re outta here.

Angel

Our friend Michelle, duh.

Nina

Our only crime was lying about being criminals.

Lauren

There were no otters there. Everyone went home disappointed.

Kitty

If any of you know the good people at Dominoes, tell them we’re open for a corporate dating sponsorship.