This one got too normal.
Sally
It happened again.
Mariam
We actually probably couldn’t be convinced about Mussolini
Kelly
We forgot to say “we” again.
Bianca 2
A love wrench fixes love pipes?
Emily
Full disclosure: we crowdsourced information on Gilmore Girls for this one.
Jennifer
BenandNolan en español.
Amanda
We went to prison.
Lisa
Dial-up? We’re outta here.
Angel
Our friend Michelle, duh.
Nina
Our only crime was lying about being criminals.
Lauren
There were no otters there. Everyone went home disappointed.
Kitty
If any of you know the good people at Dominoes, tell them we’re open for a corporate dating sponsorship.
Akhil & Friends
Fact: we need a hospital.