The thing about Hawaiians might not be true.

Nickelodeon’s Doug will make racists of us all.

It was a gibbon…

Ghost Dad (1990). Director: Sidney Poitier

We would have asked her to date us even if she did understand refrigeration.

ANSWER THE QUESTION.

We up.

Almost lost her there.

We computer BLEW IT.

Don’t fucking come at us offering chairs, okay?

We were really hoping for a scarf.

Stamos told us a lot of things.

Our wolf friends are not very good friends.

Stacy can hang.

Put a soul in our animal, please.

The lady named Mike did not want our contraption.

We regret fighting.

Our strong, healthy son is named Jerupeth, after his great uncle.

Body cat is still alive.

Pretty sure that was right.

Bad mans love gneiss.

We do angry touches on cacti.

Everything we know about women we learned from from Frank Herbert’s Dune.

WAX CAN’T RAISE KIDS.

Pardon our Finch.