An busy Hollywood intersection is no place for a wedding.
Emma
She didn’t respond. We blew up.
Jessica 2
Everyone loves a glass entrepreneur.
Amy 2
We might be Van der Beek. There’s really no way to tell.
Jill
We trusted Randy once. Once.
Eden
She had a horrifying puppet.
Anita
“Ahhhh?” is a pickup line that usually works.
Robin & Alexander
These guys lied about having a pounding.
Jessica
No hot tub is a dealbreaker, ladies.
Emily 2
This was probably written in reference to her picture.
Danielle
Wanted: Together wife to be bad at sex on.
Rebecca
BenandNolan’s name is a killing word.
Claire
We heard girls like guys who don’t exist.
Shay
Acronyms, y’all!
Andrea
Our bodies are wrong and bad.
Kate 2
We can’t do this on our own.
Emilie
There was no one to give the commencement address. 🙁
Joslyn
We always overshoot our dismount, too.
Tricia
IHOP is for dates.
Laura
Uber’s policy on transporting human remains is actually pretty vague.
Taylor 2
The small place was a cat carrier.
Amy
It took two months, but we finally became WonderCon.
Steph
The age old question about bat wings.
Devin & Friend
Men are pigs.
Charlotte
Wait, was “U up?” about to work?