An busy Hollywood intersection is no place for a wedding.

She didn’t respond. We blew up.

Everyone loves a glass entrepreneur.

We might be Van der Beek. There’s really no way to tell.

We trusted Randy once. Once.

She had a horrifying puppet.

“Ahhhh?” is a pickup line that usually works.

These guys lied about having a pounding.

No hot tub is a dealbreaker, ladies.

This was probably written in reference to her picture.

Wanted: Together wife to be bad at sex on.

BenandNolan’s name is a killing word.

We heard girls like guys who don’t exist.

Acronyms, y’all!

Our bodies are wrong and bad.

We can’t do this on our own.

There was no one to give the commencement address. 🙁

We always overshoot our dismount, too.

IHOP is for dates.

Uber’s policy on transporting human remains is actually pretty vague.

The small place was a cat carrier.

It took two months, but we finally became WonderCon.

The age old question about bat wings.

Men are pigs.

Wait, was “U up?” about to work?