BenandNolan: Origins “Scary as hell.” – Rolling Stone Magazine

It was actually a pretty nice attic.

The shrimp have never been refrigerated.

That dolphin spirit is a real piece of shit.

Hearts are important.

No one’s talking about how popular Tinder is in prisons.

Dating us = regrets.

Arson for the ladies.

Please. Please date Ben and Nolan.

Accidental masks are a problem we have.

We’re actually Levi’s men.

Our parents created us via sex, too.

In which the boys acquire a stepmom.

Sorry, got kind into Toyota Tercels for a while.

Ben and Nolan in no way support the Aryan Nation.

Welcome to our Night Funeral.

Nipples on a grill like dust in the wind.

The Ascension of Jerupeth has begun.

A$AP BenandNolan.

Sorry ’bout the war crimes. 🙁

We received no compensation from My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.

Remember Xangas, guys? Remember?

BenandNolan is NOT a winner.

Why don’t girls like guys who are blood related to them?